okay okay, fiiiiiiiine Rihanna. after seeing those naked pictures and finding out that i KNEW you were hiding something big under all those weird clothes you wear…and this mysterious respect that i grew for you after seeing you look very nice living your life after that dreadful night…i guess i’m attracted to you now.
now geez, i appreciate the use of thighs in the picture, but can you stop being so persistent? damn…i hope this makes you happy!

okay okay, fiiiiiiiine Rihanna. after seeing those naked pictures and finding out that i KNEW you were hiding something big under all those weird clothes you wear…and this mysterious respect that i grew for you after seeing you look very nice living your life after that dreadful night…i guess i’m attracted to you now.

now geez, i appreciate the use of thighs in the picture, but can you stop being so persistent? damn…i hope this makes you happy!