February 2011
Don't expect the Lakers roster to look the same... →
Uh oh, Los Angeles looks a little shook…
I’m sure Artest, Walton or Bynum would be outta here in a heartbeat. But I swear, if Melo ends up on Los Angeles, I will slam my head into a wall repeatedly.
I watch porn, right...
And I always make sure to turn it off after I see the broad take the money shot…
Because pornstars go too hard nowadays…
Gargling…putting the shit in a fancy glass…
Come on, man, this ain’t tea time…
Just do the classic swallow, or do the classic smile, aaaaaaaaaaaand SCENE.
I don’t wanna see you whip out the Mouse Trap board, put the nut on the...
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sweetestdork:
slypeezy:
jerrylltotherescue:
arlenelovesyou:
jupiterstorm:
kaseyisnotw:
ryannxp:
OMFG REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER THIS! BEST. CHILDHOOD. EVER. :’D
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
TEARS. FALLING FROM MY EYES. LIKE RAIN. I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT GUY.
MY FUCKING CHILDHOOD! OMG!
:”D
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GASP!!!!!...
January 2011
NEW NBA POWER RANKINGS ARE UP! →
If teams 1 through 4 win the championship, I wouldn’t be mad at all.
Oh, the BEST PART of it, though...
We get on a plane. Hijack/hire one if necessary.
Yeah, that’s completely intelligent…
Let’s plan hijacking a plane eight years from now…
And speak about it on the Internet where one idea can be traced right back to your blog…
Fuckin’ idiots, yo…
gimmetheloot:
negronomics:
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queenhannah:
lindseyway:
I’M STILL NOT DEAD. Don’t bury me yet.: The Ultimate Killjot Meet-Up…?
static-sky:
fueledbyskittles:
onionpickler:
mycatlovesgreendayandilovemycat:
I have a plan. In 2019, a good number of us will legally be allowed to travel on our own, and be able to get a job and save up some money, amirite? So. My proposal...
And also...
Seeing all of his mixtapes being reblogged is great.
Memories may fade from being as strong as they once were, but you can’t take away the music you’ve created after you’re gone.
Least a part of him can still be enjoyed by his family and friends, forever.
Aww man, not a good thing to wake up and see on...
Death…
Well, this is great, um…
I apologize in advance for making a post about something that has nothing to do with me. I’m probably not fueling the positivity of remembering Ferno, seeing as that was one of the people I just did not want to follow because of him being a complete ass to many heads on here…
But um, that’s all I really knew of him, man.
I know that...
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j-joe:
PLAY MARIO
No fuckin way
OH MY GOD THIS IS MAGICAL!
HOW IS THIS EVEN REAAAALLLL
HOLY EFFFFFFFF.
FUCKING SWAG
I still think it's dabba dee dabba die, but if it...
LET’S THINK ABOUT THIS NOW.
Maybe “if I was green I would die” is a way of saying…
I only mess with water Pokemon; if I messed with any green grass Pokemon, I would die…
When your Pokemon die, the trainer blacks out…
Hence why the video is in OUTER SPACE, there’s BLACK EVERYWHERE…
Come to think of it, remember that little sound that always...
Reblog if you thought the lyrics to the song "I'm...
goodwillcunting:
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taytaygarcia:
When the lyrics really are:
“I’m blue if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die”
ARE YOU SERIOUS? LMAO! Life makes SO MUCH sense now… HAHAHA!
dfgdsgsdrgd
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im just now discovering that this is the lyrics LMFAOO kill me
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WatchEver hear this Imogen Heap sample and immediately drop into a trance?
THE SAME TRANCE I’M IN RIGHT NOW?
imsimplychanel:
capo1989:
bonnieofpoetry:
...
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE...
Lemme clean my glasses real quick…
Yup, that’s Neesh.
Yup, that’s Kathy.
…shit.
Haha, know what I just remembered?
I remember jumping up and down when Stone Cold eliminated Kane in the Rumble in 2001, thinking…
YEAH! Just came back from getting ran over by a car and he’s gonna PISS MCMAHON OFF AT WRESTLEMANIA ONCE AGAIN!
…and then WrestleMania 17 happened.
…and then the ending of WrestleMania 17 happened.
I was completely distraught.
justinpoole asked: Just wanted to let you know bro, you won an award for douchiest wrestling fan on tumblr tonight. Congrats!
allenthomasplaysthedrums:
Ghostface Killah speaking on Wiz Khalifa’s single “Roll Up”
Ayo whattup this Deini the Wally Champ namsayin aka Stapleton’s Finest. Ayo I aint really got no problems wit the nigga Wizz Kalifrah nahmeans. Matter fact I aint really know who the nigga was til bout 5 minutes ago n shit namsayin. But yo jus so i aint step on this nigga toes or nothin...
Am I missing something?
Is Alberto Del Rio the Mexican Dean Malenko or something?
Is he that nice to have all of you jumping around screaming happily that he won?
Or am I just missing the storyline that goes along with this?
This has to be the worst remaining five I've seen...
And what kinda moron thought it was cool to give the WWE Championship to A GUY NAMED THE FUCKING MIZ?!?
WHO IS THAT?!
inb4 IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
…yeah, in my dreams.
That is NOT who I see right now...
This isn’t real…
That is NOT Diesel…
AND THERE'S FORTY MEN IN THE RUMBLE THIS YEAR?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
Who decided to fuck over tradition?!?
Is this what happened when WWE decided to cater to...
This is honestly HORRIBLE…
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!??!
Isn’t Nexus supposed to be some HUGE, POWERFUL group?
And CENA ELIMINATED ALL OF THEM IN THREE MINUTES?
Man, fuck this new WWE…
Is Cena seriously taking on FOUR PEOPLE?
Bruh, fuck outta here, yo…
If the Super Bowl goes into Overtime next week,... →
Yup.
No jokes.
Sign up.
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WWE Royal Rumble Live Stream
Sweet…
Let’s see how WWE is doing nowadays with their Royal Rumble matches.
I SPENT LIKE FIVE MINUTES STARING AT THIS.
sodamndrunk:
It alternates slapping hands when you look at the face but when you look at the hand that’s not moving, only one hand slaps.
O_O
Whoa…
mymannemcee
justfritz:
UDONIS HASLEM IS THE BEST REBOUNDER AND MIDRANGE SHOOTER ON THE TEAM!
Nigga…
He may be the main leader of this team with Wade, but wow…
Shoutout Fritz with the Skip Bayless analysis. Ha!